Subdirector Blingg

Subdirector Blingg

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Раса

Asura

Локация

Lion's Arch
(Kryta)

Организация

Consortium

Subdirector Blingg is a member of the Consortium tied to the expedition of Southsun Cove that led to the karka invasion of Lion's Arch.

Location

• Lion's Arch
  • Sanctum Harbor
    • Consortium Gift Shop

Dialogue

"Welcome! Are you here to test your mettle and take a jaunt through the Consortium's Mystery Portal?"

I'm here to ask you some questions. In an official capacity.

"Levvi sent you, didn't she? I swear, that woman can't let go of me. It's embarrassing, frankly...for her. Don't let her obsession drag you down too, my friend."

This is a Lionguard matter, loverboy. I need some answers, now. (Barbaric)

"Oh, I see. She paid you extra to hide her involvement. Okay, I'll play your silly little game: what does the "Lionguard" need to know?"

This bag bears a Consortium logo. Can you tell me about it?

(See below statement)

Stand by. I'll be back in a moment.

I won't. But let's leave Levvi aside for now. I need your help.

"Ha! Like I left Levvi aside, months ago! Zing! The only "help" she needs is a crying towel. Double zing! Just call me Blingg the Zinger! Now then: what did you want to ask?"

This bag bears a Consortium logo. Can you tell me about it?

"No! I mean, nothing. I know nothing about it. That is to say, yes, that is a Consortium logo, but no court in the land would convict on that such specious evidence."

It washed up on the beach. And you know all about it, don't you?

"Certainly not. The Consortium's interests span the entire globe. The fact that some of our merchandise showed up here, right before the crisis started...it's nothing. It means nothing!"

You don't have to take the fall for this Blingg. Come clean.

"All right, listen: those are Consortium goods from a Consortium operation. It's got something to do with this portal, but that's all I know. I swear!"

You know more, Blingg. Keep talking.

"Something went wrong with the operation...and then those sea creatures attacked...and now the portal is...it's not my fault! Subdirector Noll ordered me to keep it all quiet. Here's the proof!"

Then I need to talk to Noll. Until then, stay where I can find you.

Hold that thought. I'll be back.

Help me out here, Blingg, and I promise to keep your name out of it.

"That'll be better than nothing when this blows up. All right: yes. That bag is from a Consortium operation. It's got something to do with this portal. That's all I know, I swear!"

You know more, Blingg. Keep talking.

"Something went wrong with the operation...and then those sea creatures attacked...and now the portal is...it's not my fault! Subdirector Noll ordered me to keep it all quiet. Here's the proof!"

Then I need to talk to Noll. Until then, stay where I can find you.

Hold that thought. I'll be back.

Talk, or I break all your bones. Even the little ones in your ears.

"Don't do that...I need my ear bones! Listen: yes, that bag is from a Consortium operation. It had something to do with this portal, but that's all I know."

You know more, Blingg. Keep talking.

"Something went wrong with the operation...and then those sea creatures attacked...and now the portal is...it's not my fault! Subdirector Noll ordered me to keep it all quiet. Here's the proof!"

Then I need to talk to Noll. Until then, stay where I can find you.

Hold that thought. I'll be back.

Maybe not. But I'll be back.

On second thought, let's do this some other time.

Hold on. I'll be back in a second.

Maybe we should do this another time.

No, I'm just enjoying the view. Good-bye.

Quotes

"Citizens–coming soon, the newest and most unique resort destination in all of Tyria! Brought to you by the Consortium!"

Notes

• More conversation options were opened after talking to Inspector Ellen Kiel for The Lost Shores scavenger hunt, after which he will mail you the Map Fragment.